Monday, January 11, 2010

Embarrassing Confession


I have never endeavored to understand the obsession and recent boom of teeny-bopper hits such as High School Musical and its sequels which, in sheer number, are starting to carry a slight resemblance to all of the The Land Before Time sequels. I wonder to myself,  "How many years can these kids possibly be in high school?"

But this weekend I had a fit of guilty pleasures and ended up getting Cafe Rio as takeout and eating it at home while I watched a cheap RedBox flick (which has turned out to not be so cheap since I still haven't returned it. ___ RedBox. Insert your own expletive or curse as you so choose for the ____. I swear by blanks.). Are you dying to know what movie I chose to entertain myself with this weekend? Was it intellectually stimulating? Since my opening talks about teeny-bopper hits and dinosaur cartoons from however many years ago a good guess is probably, uh, "no."

I don't know why I publish these things to the world but I'm going to tell you anyway. 17 Again. I hope you can read that because I won't say it again. More embarrassing though was how much I loved it. I pride myself on enjoying the aforementioned intellectually stimulating entertainment options. Give me 1984 over Twilight and Blood Diamond over Trendy-Predictable-Chick-Romance-Crap. But sometimes I enjoy a good vampire drama, every once in awhile Notting Hill makes me cry, and occasionally I like Zac Efron movies. I purposefully did not look up how to spell his name. I hope I wrote it wrong. Because the most embarrassing part of all of this is the sad cougar-crush I have developed on this barely-graduated teenage icon. Ugh.


I was going to include a picture of him with his shirt half-off but it felt a little like child porn.

9 comments:

  1. how did I not see this before? Now I understand why High School Musical is so popular. The Land Before Time rocks!

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  2. The idea was that there are far too many Land Before Times... Oh Russell.

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  3. I'm laughing my bum off. That's all. :)

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  4. Why is it that all the young ones have to look so good? I'm not even that old and I felt like a pedophile because I admitted that Jacob had nice abs in New Moon (although I did feel a little better when I saw the fifty-something-year-old swooning next to me- at least I'm not as creepy as her). All I'm saying is, I need a support group...

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  5. I'll come to it with you. Apparently I could use it as well.

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  6. Yeah... Zac Efron... I understand, that's why I don't watch his movies anymore. haha. Although, if you watch High School Musical it CAN solve the problem. I have it, unfortunately. I apparently misunderstood that Jen actually HATED the movie when I thought she said she liked it, so I just bought it without ever having seen it.

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  7. I also have an embarrassing appreciation for Zac Efron's face and that is why I watched that movie (17 Again, not super retarded hell-film, HSM). I was a little high on pain killers so I don't remember the movie but his was attractive. Sadly, sadly attractive. I know what you mean about hating to dip below the intellectually high brow stand you have set for yourself. I do it far too often. SHAME!

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  8. "I swear by blanks." LOL. I think that's my favorite part. And now I might have to go rent 17 Again sometime!

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  9. Maybe you and I should watch it, Nik. Your husband will make fun of me.

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