I can be completely rational and realize that I am a ridiculously small person with zero room to whine about weight. However, I am fairly positive that if it were possible for me to gain weight I have done so and done it well. I told my nephew that my stomach was so big because there was a baby inside of it. And he believed me. For those who are thinking, "Is there a baby inside of it?" The answer is no. Don't be ridiculous. And it's not just a "food baby" either. It's been like this for days. The holidays are making me sloppy. If the ground wasn't covered in snow and I had an ounce of desire to run in the freakin' freezing cold then I would go run this off. But I can't...won't... whichever. Thank you Christmas for making me feel disgusting.
PS No, I haven't even started baking all of those cookies yet. I can't wait to see what that does to me.
A person's history is in the way they view the world. That's where truth is. As Dumbledore said, "Of course it's in your head but why should that make it any less real?"
I have a permanent food baby too. I'm signing up for a half marathon so I HAVE to start running it off. I'm with you ashlee!
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ReplyDeleteKati- Naming a food baby would be giving it way too much legitimacy. I have to nip this thing in the bud. Amie- I wish I had the gumption. Maybe a 5k ha ha. My roommate is doing a half marathon and I'm going to watch. That's what I'm good for.
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