I can be completely rational and realize that I am a ridiculously small person with zero room to whine about weight. However, I am fairly positive that if it were possible for me to gain weight I have done so and done it well. I told my nephew that my stomach was so big because there was a baby inside of it. And he believed me. For those who are thinking, "Is there a baby inside of it?" The answer is no. Don't be ridiculous. And it's not just a "food baby" either. It's been like this for days. The holidays are making me sloppy. If the ground wasn't covered in snow and I had an ounce of desire to run in the freakin' freezing cold then I would go run this off. But I can't...won't... whichever. Thank you Christmas for making me feel disgusting.
PS No, I haven't even started baking all of those cookies yet. I can't wait to see what that does to me.
I have a permanent food baby too. I'm signing up for a half marathon so I HAVE to start running it off. I'm with you ashlee!
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ReplyDeleteKati- Naming a food baby would be giving it way too much legitimacy. I have to nip this thing in the bud. Amie- I wish I had the gumption. Maybe a 5k ha ha. My roommate is doing a half marathon and I'm going to watch. That's what I'm good for.
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